note this document has become too important - it should have been done in google -
it is too large i am going to have to stop now see stick ntes for document keystnes
Relational Database Index Twitter Index / Facebook Index / Protopage Index / Paper Index / Verbal Index / Flag Index (War Ships) / Blind Index (whats Blind Language Called) Ask Paul , No Tell Paul to create this table in NoSQL / MySQL / SQL Server 2013 / SQL Server Now - Dont do SQL Server 2013 We are coming away from legacy systems.
This Communication has stressed me - just been sick
#pp Medicare - Have the Fuxxy Woozies Take a Solphadine - god I am nearly blind Blood Pressure must be up. Take Medication go bed.
Hyper Anxiety - I hate it - Can't breathe.
Paul is going to have to take over - this is making me ill.
It was okay when it was a game, Business Monopoly, being live is too much pressure for me know - I cant handle the stress...... I will be fine when I get change to write . the Plan for Paul - Planniing relaces me - I love it. It part of my wellbeing stretgy - when feeling low think of 10 projects and brainstorm them.
2 Royalty Is a favorite
3 CO2 is always on my mind
4 Ecoglobe for Mike is always on my mind
5 Sodexo Company Structure - Unfinished task is the bane of my life - cant get a programmer to do it for me - it is a Bill Of Material and it takes too much time - my lads are too busy working to do that one. Its needed for manufacturing - somebody should jump at the opportunity . - I wanted to call It UNICOMP1 for Sodexho - but it was not sanctioned - I ok now sickness have gone away - relaxed now that I am writing my life story / Auto Biography. A Manchester Man
10 Paul - Arrow Mailing Ten Pin Bowling
11 Craige - Arrow Mailing Ten Pin Bowling
12 Paul Bennet / Arrow Mailing / Belle Vue / Central - Free Ten Pin Bowling
13 Adam x Google x 8 - Suicide
14 Alf Suicinde
14 Bill Suicide
16 Mark Suicide / Gambling Depts
17 Alan Bird - Suicide
18 Paul Suicide
19 My Suicide Canal Walk
20 All the Jobs that I have had
21 All the people I know
My mind is at 200 miles an hour all day - This project will help my well being I will now be able to focus on one thing. The NHS are stupid they should have diagnosed that I am professional and encourage me to do one thing - not go off on tangent.
The NHS has a lo to Answer for - they killed my career and worse thil they killed my son.
The night before Adam died I said to him you need a project to resolve your anxiety - the NHS - Manchester Mental Heath came out to see him and said he was okay and refused to give him an emergency crisis number.
I do have a mental health issue I suffer from Hyper Anxiety / Adam had mild anxiety but it got on top of him.
I went to Tesco and bought £60 worth of planning stationary for home to do multiple project and he signed a contract with me to work on Golf. He said he would work on a professional golf tournament.
I promised him that if he did anything silly I would follow him.
Next day he jumped off a bridge!!!!! Thank you the NHS.
So I have been going into hospital with Bi-Polar to analyse the NHS - Three times i have had to go in this year - first time to get information on pay grades and structures. Second time to get notice board and to test response timed.
Third time was an accident I thought I was having a heart attack - I went to the hospital in an ambulance insisting to be taken into general hospital. But they Sectioned me again.
You will find this really really shocking - Yesterday I was not feeling well again this is too much pressure. So I tried to ring 111 but I had lost the number. I consider the Police as friends and I always wanted to work for them as my friend Steve and his Uncle Vince were in the Police - Read about Steves exit from the police - he would not toe the line and was ejected - it was a dream of his to become a Poiceman - he was as bright as me at school but never studied - he was a Police man. When I joined the Police I understood why.
When I left the Police - Resigned I was asked to write a strategy report for the Police.
It was going to be a big one. I had never used Amipro and asked Nigal Milne - Programming Manager the procedure for word processing - he said just blast it in then style it.........
I did - the document was so large it became unmanageable.
it took me a couple of days - to style it took me nearly two weeks
The procedure for word processing is this..
Decide at the start of the document what types of fonts you want and name them.
Decide the activity of the font - what line is coming next - this could be an improvement to HTML / CSS.
HTML is no different than Laser Printing - With Laser Printing you design a style sheet and tell the document what type of style you want,
So if you are looking for a web designer just find a secretary that knows Amipro.
Next if the document is large - split it into man documents - identify Keywords, this is for your table of content / index. Now all you have to do is mark them in your book #pp
For protopage. Once you have marked your book read the high lighted text only and produce a mind map - this is mind mapping / rapid reading - not speed reading. This is findind your meta date for your website. All you have to do then is create a table of page number to Metadata, And if you are converting legacy systems get a team of people to do screen scraping you will need 3 secretaries from the busins to act as communications officers to talk to the company / one secretary profficient in Forms Design. One Secretary form your own company to run the project - Not a Skilled person just ECDL. To Tracjk the project using Open Workbench - Forget about buying tools for Angular they are an expense that you dont need - Proto page / Excel / Paper is what you want. Open Workbenk was Hoskns PMW - Geof Unwin verastar shoul be shot for not making everybody in the company use it.
Now what I am abot to say is very very important so listen,,,,,,,,,,,
Your project management sattiobary packae us this.
1. a unlocable cabinet - a small one at home in your keystone place near your computer containing just your keystone statement for a project as #pp..
The top daw is for thinf that people have said from you that will put the project over budget,
The second draw is for comments about database design.
The third draw is for Windows Messaging
The forth draw is for estamlishment - you must now everbody in the company.
This is a Stock Recordind Project NOT A HR Poject It is now 06.30 in the morning it is quite an peacefull all is rested. This is IMPORTANT ---- THIS IS IMPORTANT -- THIS IS IMPORT.
GO TO BED SLLEP ALL DAY - RESTS ALL DAY RELAX RELAX RELAX ______ STAY AT HOME - GET A LITTLE JOB THAT PAYS MINIMUM WAGE....
BUT YOU MUST YOU MUST KNOW YOUR GENERAL LEDGER _ YOU MUST KNOW THE TYPES OF SHOPPING YOU DO..
THIS IS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT _ START A LIMITED COMPANY
1 CALL IT DESIGN HOUSE N
2 STATE IN THE ARTICLES OF ASSOCIATION THAT THE FUNCTION OF THE COMPANY IS THIS see #pp/community Guardians Article of Associaton.
This has been a brainstorming session - i have gone far enough this is no longer top priority - the dociment has generated a Disater Recovery A task - The task is
1. The World Economy
2. Co2 Emmissions
3 Gewta Thornberg sire
4 HRR the the Royal Hose Hold Golf Club
5 PO Gramam Sharp - Royal Hose Hold - Book How to make The Queen of England and Queen of the UNIVERS....
Do you lot never go to the cinema - Why do you not go every night and play the trailor game.
If you want to be a Thinker an Einstien go to the cinema.
NOW THIS IS IMPRTANT -- THIS IS IMPORTANT - THIS IS IMPORTANT
Learn to drive - TAKE YOUR ADVANCED DRIVING TEST.
BECOME A RALLY DRIVER . CRASSH YOUR CAR FREQUEBTLY AND LEARN TO FIBRE GLASS AND PAINT IT YOURSELF ___ IT WONT BE PERFECT MY UNCLES CAR WAS A MINNI COOPERS I LEARNT TO DRIVE INIT AT THE AGE OF 13.
ALF used to drive at 100 miles an hour on A roads till we got to wem ........ EVERY MILESTONE WE PASSED I USED TO REMEMBER.
Mile Stones from Manchester to Nantwick.
KEY MILE STone - KEY MILE STONE - KEY MILE STONE
There is bus park othe right to look out for which has a sharp right turn shortly after that there is a tight right turn - miss that and you are lost.
I mised a mile stone just once I was on my way to london and decided now yo go in my capri. I wanted an Exectuve car a 3litre Granada. A nice car - I was going to do a presentation to hand over the World Pump Trade Analysis System to a software house
It was writteb In Ditto an IBM Mainframe utility used to initialise tape.
Selopy by Compute Bridge End which allowed you to code in Hexidecimal.
and Easytrive a 4 GL that I introduced ito the company using Ticker file as a relational databse for Tape System. The data centre at traffor Park was ICL - I had to do ICL tIBM conversions - then on the IBM - ISAM TO VSAM Conversions.
Ingersoll Rand Used A Hierarchical Datadase caleed IDMS by Culinet -0 Far Far Superior than Relational datebases.
The commands are
1 Obtainn First .
2 Obtain Next
3 Obtain Last
4 Obtain prior
Now I have to stop and think about this now - my idms book is stored away in my 3 locaton of books I have many many books - I collect second hand legacy bookcs like XP Under hood / Installing Windows Messahing / ASP.NET im 25 horurrs
NOW THE BOOK TO BUY FOR DOCUMENTING RELATONAL DATABASES IS CALLED THE GOLF MACHINE _ AGAIN I NEED TO FIND IT> - I am in troble it is not where i thought it should ne - AI priority find it - I am panicing now feeling sick.
Got to stop - That is an D task top prioity.
You need to know my books.
Get Paul to Write a Stock Recording System - I will write an IDMS Database tomorrow - it will take me ten minutes. OHHH IVE Just BEEN SICk MY STOMACK IS HEAVING.
I can not do failure - THIS SHOILD HAVE BEEN DONE !$ YEARS AGO - ITS ONLY TODAT NOW THAT I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IDMS / Anglar. IT has just come to me,
Datebase Hierrchical Q#
Documentation Relational and Hierrchical
New Pointer Require - REALY REALY SIMPE
1 Primary ket
2 Secondary Key Keystone key - IDMS
3 Tertiary Key Q# Protopage Key
4 QE2 KEY - Ships of the Royal Navy - Training System
Now we have to do a table
3 Speed of development
Lagacy Softawre VS NOW SOFTWArE Verses Futiure Software
Table 2 Software Language we know FOR INTIAL DESIGN ONLY FOR WATERFALL PROJECT MANAGEMENT
1 Feasibility Study
2 Funcioal Specification
3 Design Specification
4 Sreering Commite Siign off -
5 Directors Sign Off
6 Empoyee Group Sign Off
7 Employee Sign OF
8 Line Management Exclsion
9 Oragle Sign of
9 Government Sign Of
10 Alan Kay Sign Orr
11 Bi;ll Gates Sign Of
12 Warren Buffet Sign Of
13 NHS Sigb Off
14 Tescao Sigb Off
15 Ingersol lRand Sing Off - Payroll Front End Rewite Authorised My Friend Derek Capet.
now here is the kille
The Product Owner for this id George Grummand - Payroll accounts ingersoll rand.
#ππ George drummand Alan you have done a great job standing in for keith by you have hit yhe galss ceiling - the company changed it HR policy for you - we promised you as a management trainee that you could work in programming and you did well but the company made it Univercity degree - so when you asked to move acrooss you were made to rake an apptitude apptitude prpoicy ft
.My Keystone Message today is this