Of all the project that I have worked on this has been the most frustrating - the number of times that people have said that the want sme thin but when you ask them to do some assurance testing they say I thought that you would do all the work. I insist at getting users involved from the offset - with google forms to can show the user how to create a form - then put them through ECDL - PCSKILSTEST.com
by Redcamel - Richard - me as Beta Tester as I was for microsoft vista fro 11?11/2000 to 02/02/2007 Jupiter day Mancity Day Blue moon Day - I will tell you about two / three colour design and how if you are lucky you can find middle ground for Corporate Colours - When George Brian Director of ingeroll Rand over Derek Capey Financial account - The Team was Derek and six payroll managers and me - I controlled the IT bugget for the group I was the king pin in the Ingersoll Rand Empire - closer to the business the my manager Clever Trver - I hit the Glass ceiling - George Drummend said to me Sorry Al you won’t get the project Managers Job Derek is insisting on a Degree person - I admit Trevor was the best man for the job and the best manger that I ever worked for Trevor is now at Hazel Globe Golf Club - He was Couse record Holder at Sandmoor Golf Club Our Maiin Frame tests system was for a golf club all the work that I did was for a golf club
Stock Recording - Commuisys Broadprint Spead sheet - Hand Held Palm Pilot
Assembly Order Release Broadprint gain
Picking List and gross Requirements - Click an Collect! Broadprint Hosted ASP.NET
Crete database no delete function using standard grid Rich did not showcase these transaction for me - he expected me to do my own research - It was only this week that Richard said U should be a project Manager - he though I was a lazy programmer. - with google forms I am in my element - We should have done a Json interface by now - Rich has been busy at work an Paul is always overloaded - I respect that they do not want to be doing 20 hours of IT like me - I do it because I desperately want to get back into the IT industry - I am unemployable. http://protopage
,com/digitalchampion is my reference library I wish that Intransition had come earlier - It only came to me because in cell you have nothing to do a lots of time to do nothing I owe a lot to being sectioned plenty od thinking time I love it I love being locked up with my PC …………..
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Medicare red Octopus NHSInfonet - NHS Reuse to use it. Wold be a perfect front end to the NHS - I have sent hundreds of hours talking to staff about pat structures and procedure I did performance monitoring on a nurse - doing a time study on her using the system - thats bad of me I have not noted the name of the system - you can’t get paper when you are sectioned you have to rely on napkins - how bad is that - I did beg for paper and Carl Gayle did get me stationery and marker pens for which I am eternally great full I tried to introduce Agile to my named nurse but she refused to look at my systems - My consultant and care coordinator refused to take minutes or look at my system - they called today to see how I was they were finding me elated - course I am elated I am making £4 million pound an hour - I had a contract for 100,000 units of my stuff - Intransition and SSNA Pegasus Agile with a degree from my university will retail at £12,000 per copy when it goes viral - we will charge just £600 under my Manchester Discount scheme where the shops get the profit………………… WHAT HAVE I BEEN MESSING AROUND AT TRYING TO RERUID KIDS AS ACTORS AND GETTING BRICKS TROWN AT ME AND MY HOUSE BURGLE _ WHE I SHOULD BE DOING POST CODE LOTTERY REWARDING MY CLIENT WITH A REWARD ______________ I WILL SIMPLT CREATE A FORMULAT WHICH INLATES STOCK NOT REDUCES IT _______ THIS IS THE KEYSONE TO THE BUSINESSS _ I HAVE BEEN BRAINSTORMING NOW FOR THEE HOURS I WILL PAY THE WHOLE AMOUNT TO CHARITY BILL GATES WILL LOVE ME FOR IT
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Rich STOP STOP STOP WRIT A ROUTINE TO PAY $ HUNDED MILLION £! PUND SHAES IN REDCAMEL<SYSTEMS MONEY TO GO TO PGA SYSTEMS JUNIIOR GOLF DEVELOPMENT _ PRODUCT OWNER GOZ _ @C FACTO -10 for his efforts on bsgelite and use of the BSG ELITE BRAND - get the lower and accountant from Emmas Firm you contact the firm its a Inranet provider ask if Emma Bramwell will mange a mcilcim for saint of£ 101 peaplepple do me a foundation Consulting Specification and a Micronet - Do it today please I want Zeus a 101 table database with a full set of document dateuio by 11:11 am 05/05 - Contact the appropriate minister and your mp ante them to contact the bbc - You will have to take over running the business as acting up CEO - they are trying to section me again they are coming around on Sunday to help - I will get them to intrasition this document I have done the showcase document to day - I gist have to use google to draw the diagrams ……… Good boy Riccj get going and sort genre llength and delete - delete can wait to release 2 in November
He llo the BBC I have been trying to get your email for years
I ma a charity worker I have a contract to start 100.000 new business the proceeds of the contract will go to there just giving Blue Flamingo Charity
I have started a limited company to do proportional given - I bought a bucket tonight am raised 10,000 hours of Time Bank which I will transfer into My Barclays ISA for the unemployed and homeless that can’t find a job - I am the UK top IT company I start up business and give the free IT Support I am Alan Bramwell Manchsters Commuity Guardian we have invent the Infonet toad I have made 100.000 millionaires my Red Octopus Contrat is £12.000 for IT Indexed Link to £100,000 when I Project Managed the royal mail I set up Extra Unit whilst still woking for Geoff Unwin - I have a contract of employment with Geof for a 40/60 Pension
I am selling Eco Globe for Gretan Thunberg it retails at £12,000 puns a copy reduced to just £500 Pound I have just got back from curry mile a business has donated a life times amount of food for me.
I am in dispute with the NHS they say I am suffering with BI Polar 12 April I liv away are w …… More tomorrow I have to log todays charities
Please announce on the new at 11.11 every night the progress of Redcamel Sysems - I have just blurt a house that I will convert into office I aim paying £1 Milion Pound Discounted by x percent to get it down to £5,000 . Please Announce that I will be going on Coronation Stree staring as Quidam for Tee Time Movie - I must mention my son he committed suicide in 2016 He has a company called Flip recipe - http://protopage.com/radioxl
I have 101 TV CHANNEL FACX TV Q0 TO Q 1000,000 IHAVE A £100,000 CONTRACT.
GRAHAM Sharp is the Product owner her worked for the Queen I sent her a thank you letter over a month ago will passwords to her web sites there are 500,million of them all the world has to do is register to gmail log onto protopage.com and acticate the websitesite - Buy a godly account and regiter business for jay 99 pence
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to register your details on the web site - we work on Xenophon Working at home of the week ends it has taken us 26 years writing application for Design house Design House wrote Q for Feranti Jon Arnol Edward was the production manager there he used to bring broken mother board home and we used to fix then in his shed - we had a Sinclair that we wrote Nightmare park and we had a commodore pet that we had communications cards one said make a short hand note to America whilst taking on tv we called it Face to Face - Using SNA we communicated with america- I was operations team leader / programming team leader and was acting up Business System Project Manager. At Hoskys I had to build a team of Graduates for a OLAS Report Writing Project - Phase 1 was done by Anderson Compuuting when I asked Andersons what was learnt fro Phase one they said were not going to tell you - I am self taught I have Oracles that train me - I am constantly asked if I want a job but I never get invited to interview the only paper qualification that I had was a city and guilds it took me 4 weeks using Jackson Cobol with a code converter
I was made reundant in 2000 after doing the Y2K project for Sodexo - It was the Easiest 2 years of my life - I created Star Time and Date Differeced I used batch test scripts - created my own test job control / controlled by a parameter and ran 10 batch systems in parallel - I created a program that analysed where dates were used in the system and identified the primary formulae - I produced a program that validated the whole database and displayed the error message. I wrote the program at Greter Manchester police to Identify Occupancy Issues I had a folder about 4 inches thick of bugs - I borrowed cabling fro my Network Analyt at north west water and rewired the Offices to get the computers on my programmer desk - It was horrible at GMP the release controller used to load the database definitions every time he ran an upgrade risking getting to master file and the rules file out of sync. He would not be told all I got was why are you working here you won’t fit in. GMP designed screens to scroll horizontally - there was a repeat function that you could use to scroll vertically - I remote all the transactions that scrolled but could not get court order to work . The Peterborour Software Consultant that wrote the system was not man enough to stand up to the user, Royal Mail were great they had decided to have hubs and data capture into the central system my inspiration for the gof hub - In 2007 I contract to Dave Gosling to take over his iT I bought him 3 high order lap tops for his team to network together and assented a team of Oracles that would work for Free - Ben wanted Paying the terms was that e paid Ben £10,000 pound a year - I would make money running Quizes He had 60,000 golfers the I was going to write a degree course in IT For YMG University. It has taken me 22 years now watching you tube videos and bookmarking them - as for the golf theggolfhub.net
has training wide I am just putting them through Intransition wig Paedasus Agile to prioritised if I get time I will wrote zeus tonight the onlythig left on Nimrod is to do just giving for 101 new charities.. please invent 101 names and give me a genre key meta date an the Fear Of Flying sales pitch
/ Mission statement for the charity - lest log this as an incident on http//protopage.com/gmpinfonet
- let me take time out now for 10 minutes I need to log this on Wordpress I should be doing Genesis notes in google maylower/minerva/xenophon/genesis/BBCHISTCONTACT/Indexhtml - do this as a white as Milk screen not bootstrap then the kids can clone the site and pasties into Protopage…….
Bramit.wordpress,com Zeus Star date 2022/0 Root
Protopage.com HRHInfoNet HRHWilliam and Kate Redoctous Acmeindusties Telecoms verastar Dr Blatner Katie Paul Emma Susan and Andy Jennifer and Eddie MikeH Mike Keen MP for withenshawe Martin Keetes Withington Golf Club - James Dunn - Mailchim James please put BBC on WGC Mail Chimp - Mailchip every day a 11.11 am news to give bbc time to put it through in transition for Blue Peter Red Octopus Daily News from Google and IBM
Log this on http://protopage.com/googlegarage
Business Model Canvas Degree from BSGelite.biz
University and American Golf University - Degrees in Agile Project Management £7,000 pound payable into my charities 1 of which is to set up pensions scheme for IT Staff thrown on the snap heap I was luck Uipay used low-level formula C200/C365 Primary Formlae - Brian Sellars at Parcel force took 13 weeks writing a complex piece of code I told him to write
Perfor Job accounting
Perform New starter within Period and to change Parcel Force Business processes only to allow one Change per Occupancy cycle
Chanfes within period
End Date Simple
Perform Occupanycy Caculation
Perform Accountancy Close
Perform EBBC Cost - Empire Budget Control Calculation
Comaring Establishment Expectations against actual Costs - I am using Synergy here I have a client tomorrow that I will Charge £1,000 per hour.
I will earn £10,000 a day - not bad for a 40/60 Pension.
I will work on Charities Tomorrow that will earn me another £20,000
Copy to DWP - I need staff - unerployed staff to start om 05/05 a Statutory Agile project QSA - Just Invented that
QE4 04/04 Government Investment in Newcastle http://protopage.com/economics2020
- I rip Open University Courses Nutition Coacing for Coaches Management - Lost Will have to do it again - OU said I wrote a thesis - I did not read the training material - Failed on Harvard Referencing - I asked my tutor to dictate three references to me - I will goto the OU Tomorrow and ask for a honoura Fellowship, I did a Java Course in a day and got my money refunded - I went on cause to organise Bootcamps - No Body turned up - Went threw the whole course with with the tutor - I am now going to perform a disaster recovery task
DR-PSR 001 - Formatting a stratbox
Verasatar / Unicom do tod do sign in to your computer to format the machine as a server - I placed an Order with Apple fo 300,000 ISat Home / Business servers to be sold by Hesketh team at Verastar - his team could then conduct auto provisioning an the Broadband provisioning team could be halved saving £50.00 pund per year
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Tell Richard To STOP The Infonet - we can manage with Micronets - we will limit a microns to Room 01 and create a hybrid database constibg od two relational tables Called Intransition 1 and 2 two IDMS tables Transition 2 and 3 two navigation databases White Swan and Black swan controlling business opportunities
Diamond-Zeus for OCC Operations cost Control and distributed Prining to 1000 new Click and Collect outlets for the Apple boxes and Crome PC outsouccced to Hitec Computers and Gatley Computers and 5 other computers shops in Manchester.
New websites this evening
Macdonalds Staff Home Servers
NHS Home Servers for Xenohonn Mystudy Buddiies - NHS Revlidation NHS use protopage in tyne and weer and for that reason I am announcing ThE Quidam Law for Brexit the are the tasks that the government should ow put in place
1 All School children from the age of 2 should brainstorm bullet point ango though http://this
is an ORDER that from the NEW Bltcly Park at Withington Got Club the problem to the uk ecconay is this.
We need to be more efficient SSNA delivers 4 Web sites and 49 Pointers
alanbrawelluk/Hogan/index.hml for a stratbox and a memory stick containing
Visual Studio and SQL server
If Boris Jojohnson were to be given a call dy the BBC and Ordered to turn the UJ into a meritocracy we could have 4 hundred miilion
Prgrammers doing Harvard CS 50 Cause which I failed because I documented my system using Plato
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My company will ONLY Focus on the Data base we will out Source to a company in the UK that is prepared to employ school leavers on Minimum wage and for them to stay on minum wage till the economy recovers earning profit related pay in Bramwell Dollars - The Unemployed would have open access to specification
Now let me tell you about a J curve a jay curse looking like a nike logo - task 0 tomorrow set up NIKE Hypernets - Buy the Compamy for a pond and put them on Intarnsition SSBA and Pegasus Agile - Open 1,000.000 Nike Click and Collect with Jupiter Documents Jupiter is a private folder on a pen drive in the form of a xenon .doc
Ive had enough now this is the length time I have gone through this today I have promised to make them millionaire by giving them shares in Red Octopus
Manchester United / Manchester City / Liverpool / Everton will ply in a new national stadium in Warring ton to cut down Co2 Immissions
Eco Globe by http://protopage.com
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A list of my IT services Companies can be found at http://protopage.com/redocpus
the most advanced Angular development house in the world project delivered by pegasus Agile project managers workbench open workbench.
I will fins now explaining an inverted J Curve an inverted j curve is closed communication a closed door policy like Verastar has mean that after a short period of investment a company will grow - as competitor hit the playing field profit will drop off when a big shark arrives the company will be asset stripped like Weinstock did to Ferraanti when it lost a contract in America encouraged by the UK Government, It so angers me when projects like the Scottish Shippbuilders go £4o Million bunds over budget - Through Not talking to me
PlatoQ0 standard message - People are not talkie to me
PlatoQ1 There is slippage
PlatoQ3 status Green allis well
States Amber - need help
Status Red - Nobody will be able to fix this mess
Automated Watch Band AWB - Another meth that I have just invented Programs have method and something that I can not remember I have not programmed C in 22 Years, Just come back to me - it is fundamental learning it need an Intransition Q number —— Properties an methods
I really Really hope that this will cut and paste…..
Please put though an automated spelling and comprehension converter to Socrates document - I have just purchase one today an am having difficulties with it….
Good Night for the last time - It has been fun
I started golf at the age of 3 read Quidam My life story available on eBay £1,000 per copy comes with ≈Xenophon and ˙WAM Hogan - Bootstrap Hogan / now called Cristian http://cristaininfonets
purchased last night thrugh Quidam1701 - Lost password - can’t edit - Godaddy forced me through a web builder that I could not escape from. Mychrome root tab is now permanently locked - I am 100 percent sure that Adam is doing that……… My Guardian Angel !
American Golf University has been on my Bothernden Community Library site 2011 - The refuse to use it as had the Bideford Centre where I set up the IT for Eric and is now maintained by Wythenshawe Community Library - I am not their favourite customer now I am too forceful I demand Attention
Boris Help me out my dad was a trade unionist me and my dad sat on opposite sides of the table fo Ingersoll Rand 06/08 is Union negotiations start date my dads birth day - End date is 22 December pay day - 12/12 is cut off date - agreement has to be done by then - I need 2 weeks to write the programs for the new pay weds.
Thank ally Dad and I agreed on a singularity for a consolidated pay increase.
Thats really it I am giving away my book I am not telling you the keystone dates - but you might find it in bramit.wordpress.com
I suggest that you read the Quidam Report an see how the NHS Bully me - Welcome to http://protopage.com/medicare
- The Quidam Report Genisis Intransition 1.
BramIt timebank 3:40 Am Alan Bramwell Reporting for The BBC - http//protopage.com/Lokhulreporter
GMPINFonet / NHS infonet Emmainfofet Verasat Geof Unwin Hypernet Chris Earl Microbet Andy Cowlishae Micronet ….. BramIT Law Q0
QIT0 Authomated Spell checker - I needed a lrhe document to evaluate the product for my new Ip Printer
QIT1 Bullet point all keystone White Swan and not so important Black Swan
3 phase planning
A task do it now
B Task PlanIT
C Task do when ever do R&D and Training as non chargeable Community Guardian Contrat £7 to proportional giving
D task Dustbin - I have 20 years of D tasks clogging up my living Room and 4 Boxes of Ingersoll Rand Waterfall Documentation that now need to go through Intranition
QuoVadiz - HTTP://protopage.com/Quovadis
- Payroll Front End and Shop Floor Control System Kraus - I was a management Trainee - Is worked un very department at Ingersoll Rand
QIR 0 taking orders an planning sprints - Agile 1973 - Verastar Sid I did not have agile experience an would not give me a jo in IT I was a product Owner
QIR2 Estmating / Capacity Planning and the Progress Chasers - Scrm Master - Gary Glitter and Crazy Dave
I was seconded to Manage the Load Centre that was great fun watching the lads shuffling fo the high bonus jobs - I used to hide tasks from the backlog board…..
Enough is enough this is costing the BBC it will have to be a community Guardian contract Please Email me the IP addresses of the printers that you want it to go to…
Intasition 1 Foundation Conputing writer BBC Priner Location
Country/County/Hub/Protopage URL/Contact name/ Contact Phone Number/News Channel/Language/Cotract Fee/Expected delivery Date/last Date/ current date/ Prior date/Next Date/Occpancy Srum dates1 to 49/Ukrain Status reporting Status 1to 51 - Standard Keyboard upper case White Swan Mowercase Black Swan
Do Zeus NOW NOW NOW by 11:11 ssr-Q0 Star date 2022/0 22/04 now need to do Robs Time Bank with an estimated start tme………
Defo Done now - Get your reports doing intransito
Do this -
Number 4 pieces of paper top left as ws 1 to 16 / bs 1to 15
between them place a white board with two a4 pieces of paper
Place sigle pies of paper at the top of the boar if you are near a wall use the wall for these the singularity will become your table of contents when you have iterated through the questions that you are going yo ask - have fun do project C21 run a bookies see who comes up with the best plan create a random number generator t select the winner - This is a great project for C 50 I will have to sign up again tomorrow and see what the package was tat they were using …….. ViP I have not Tod you
need to go through Intransition - a job for Rich and Paul and Scott and Andy and American ken and Australian Charlie who did bootcamps with me to learn ASP.net
in 2000 I hosted Traint using forms and click events to switch forms MVC uses Views - I struggled with MVC I had to get a book it said that it was not a release up of ASP.net
but an entirely new thing. I did not get round to connecting to a database and processing stored procduers for Create update and delete table entries
Ive lost the plot - I have got distracted —— gt it back ob tract
I have told you about top left - top right are your pointers
What you need to do is write n your white board in blue then black then green and then yellow - estimate the start location of each line these will be your Plato reference pants Sewquence the tough as they come to mind - then do a mind map using Q Tweet codes QT0 to QTweek n Tweet these with Plato QP0 - can anybody contribute to this minute - have your share holder twweet then go through inanition 1 - Share holder comments - Record these comment on a dictaphone make your dictaphone your friend put it on you see when driving as you with off when driving to focus on the road the strong thought will pus there wa through- If you go for a drive put the radio on record the news and shout q when you get a key commeny.
Look at the boar for a long time then wipe the board one message at a time. Recording your relational databases this is Qe2 then study hard try to remember the trigger - Q0 your triggers remembering to plato them - Then write you pointers current / next and prior/……..
Qe3 over start to fill in bottom left report sequence - number each page as you write them this is time t q0 the. index.html page when done load your index page as http://yournameyor
go daddy httpdocs and ftp file transfer it up to the world - you are finished mail chimp every university in the world having created copies of the folder in the world languages - write a program to automate this process. You will have a language datbase writ an API to do the god - plato can I do an api to satisfy a design spec - that I am about to create - write an watch to egged who has tweeted you ask for their contact detail
Ask for any knowledge on subject these are your Harvard references Q Havard Qforesst 404 Genre Harvard - get list of comment Q the world for priority of reading
BUY TONY BUZAN SPEED REDING you train your eyes to never scan back as you progress get a pen and run it down the centre of the page piling out keywords this are your I dis pointers eventually you will get to the state the you look at the book and the major keywords jump out of the page - the graphic for an isms box is a square with a line drawn horizontally above the line are your major key word your golden swan - below the line your grey swan - off the page top white swan - off the page bottom off the page above the box ib red is disaster recovery below the box in green to the left is training to the right r& D middle undefinable task,
Verastar Broadband was a Diamant of a flowchart to do!!!!!!! I wrote this report for Andy but the company blocked google an I was stubborn I want to go paperless
Perper Agile requires the folowing
8 Notebooks lined - I notebook blank paper this tis the most important document you will ever have keep it for life my Physics Notes were a work of art my favourite topic was the atom I was the only person is school that cold adjust the voltages in a bubble chamber so that a powder could remain stationary not moving up or down ——— here I go getting off the point brandumping use spare piece of paper that ws mo on the wall to be your last page - call this synergy - store it in a Jupiter folder that is you billing document hopefully you will hit many documents with the same file - This is inheritance and polymofyphism and har endeth the most improtan IT Lesson that you will ever get it has method overloading when you write on the board structured Jackson Relational database design hierarchical design an now Hybrid degingn the are four possibly 4 books there in hospital I wrote 32 - I threw them away because I did not do my revision and lost my thought processes.
Revision should be done the night after then two days after then a week after then a month after three months after then annually.
This Tis Phobos Demos Mars and merry and Apollo
Heres more books
I should have been dong this Intransition but I need a project to the unstructured writing its now after 5:40 a usual night for me
Apollo is toy tube Proto Booth Mars is Prezi Uranus is Powtoon a Venus is a new graphical presentation tool that I discovered today - did not write it down on a Intransition document and can remember which Nimrod folder I put it in - Nimrod is my undefined Non chargeable project that has not been through Water fall
No Fesibility Study - Jus common sense that you are going to help a poor user tha is under pressure - watch your users for signs of pressure it is a killer - I don’t get stressed I get anxiety and panic attacks - let me tell you about being bi polar - go buy In search of Excellence My company Inger solo Rand is in there - Forward To Qi IR the company I love American - I love working with Americans and I don’t know the name of the president I have not been watching the news I usually watch Parliament in bed but my TV is broken and my spare monitor is broken - must buy a new monitor to watch Boris.
I am jumping all over the place again - Harvard reference that I have been jumping about about 12 times
Goodnight there is stuff missing fro that last paragraph QA will pick that up.f
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